BREAKING NEWS: Soldiers Burning Brt Buses

Following the death of a colleague who was crushed to death this morning by an overzealous BRT driver while riding on his power bike, soldiers have taken over the entire stretch of Ikorodu road. Aside impounding every BRT bus at sight, some fierce-looking officers have cordoned off some portion of Palmgrove express road where the accident occurred, saying they are cautiously awaiting the State governor to come and explain the action of his boys.
     

               
 This development has broken the heart of many commuters & motorists who are presently stranded at several bus stops and traffic gridlock respectively.